People! Popple poople plop
Swishy-swashy went the mop
Swipy wipey on the floor
Puke and wipe, then puke some more!

College party lots of fun
after class the fun's begun
happy students everywhere
not a drop of beer to spare

Crowded rooms of male BO
Frat guys standing toe to toe
bounce the white ball in the cup
Hole in one, then drink it up!

sideways walking down the hall
John fell down, he has to crawl
Toilet seat is calling me
make room for me, I have to pee

Outside snow is falling down
Dave is acting like a clown
yellow water from the sky
don't write your name, just let it fly!

Morning light streams through the door
how did you get on the floor?
room is spinning like a top
The night was great! Now get the mop.